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Credit where credit's due. The Victoria Police's press release has my favorite headline for the cockfighting story (so far). Innuendo doesn't get any more awkward (or painful).
The Age have gone with the painful sounding, City raid busts cockfighting ring (see your doctor if pain persists), and The Herald Sun have gone with the adventurous, Police raid a suspected cock-fighting ring.
But I know some of you could do better.
The best readers' headline given in the comments gets a prize.
Police see red as cock fighting ring leads to bust.
ReplyDeletePolice pull off cock fighting ring raid.
86 people busted cock fighting.
Cock fighting ring broken.
Lengthy cock fighting ring busted.
Cock fighting ring has circulation cut.
Cock fighting ring hard to hide.
Cock fight ring broken - animals find relief.
"Police raid a ring of fighting cocks"
ReplyDeleteHow about, 'Cops break cockfighting ring, "hundreds" of cocks to be destroyed'
ReplyDeleteultimate cock block! ring closes with police pressure
ReplyDeletepolice initiate ring sting
fun game this...
Nice entries. Keep them cumming (sic).
ReplyDeletePolice Stunned by Sheer Size of Cock Fighting Ring.
ReplyDeleteMore cocks in King Street than Rockbank, say police.
86 Arrested when Cock Ring Exposed
Police Succeed in Hands on Cock Fighting Raid.
ReplyDelete"We were stiff" Cock fighting ringleader says.
"Police still attemping to learn the pecking order of the cock heads"
ReplyDeleteLove the ring sting! How bout these:
ReplyDeleteLarge cockfighter's ring penetrated by police.
Police bust open ring and find cocks in cages.
Cock ring blown open
ReplyDeleteCocks seized in illegal ring attack
Police point to cock abuse as ring exposed